There was this lady i met on twitter some days ago. She tweeted “10:45pm, a time of the day when anything you say makes a girl horny”. Sharp guy, i quickly copied the link of tweet, posted it in her DM and told her “You look ugly, does that make you horny? since its already 10:45pm”, she laughed and said am a bad guy. I said i can be badder in person. Long story short, we chatted for hours and it became sekx chat, to phone sekx, to nudes. She stays at Ojo and i am in Ikotun so we decided to meet, which was few days ago. Anticipation plus konji nearly killed me. I had the urge to even masturbate that morning but i saved all my sperm of over twom months for her. She came and i formed big boy , took her to Tantalizers and we had snacks and ice cream. I have to mention she is cute with a very fine height for a lady. We ate and went home and my blood was already boiling but i was scared because aunty did not give me the vibe of someone that wants to f@#k. I decided to turn into to madness for her if she start to preach gospel. LOL
News: “Nigerians are hypocrites, they criticized me for wearing T-shirt but hailed Zuckerberg”- Gov. Fayose
Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State, has said that Nigerians see something bad in anything he does. In his regular #FayoseSpeak series, the governor disclosed that he will be going round the local governments to monitor workers to ensure they resumed at their offices. Speaking on the state of the economy, he said: “If your salary is N100,000, know fully now that you are collecting N50.000 all because of the economy recession in the country, what you are buying in market is now times three of the initial price. “Soon there would be free health care across the state because majority couldn’t afford hospital bill due to the current economy recession. “LG autonomy is a must and there is no going back on it here in Ekiti because the LG must be allowed to function. “Because of bad state of the country’s economy, a lot of Nigerians can no longer afford medicare. People are now going to spiritualists to seek treatment for their ailments. “Whatever I do, they will condem...

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