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Hillarious But True: Nigerian Artists As Students In Classroom [By Alaye Proof || @Loriroof247]



IMAGINE HAVING THE FOLLOWING NIGERIAN ARTISTES AS STUDENTS IN A CLASS ROOM:



TERRY G-noise maker and beatboxing in the class 🗣

WIZKID-so obsessed to girls in the class 😘

SKALES-always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories⌚

MI-genius and excelling in english subject, motivates people📝

DON JAZZY-loves food,always shouting his a boss and a hell of a bully😡

ICE PRINCE- performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school🇳🇬

KCEE-likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard🔯

TIWA SAVAGE-bad whore and twerks in front of the class👯

TEKNO- cheese boy and girls fall for him👱🏼

PATORANKIN-hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed🍁

YEMI ALADE-yellow bone queen of them all girls in the class room👸 SIMI-the freaky girl with the torn clothes💇🏻

REMINISCE-one of the most wanted gangsta in the class💂🏿

VIKTOH-failer and dumb got zero in the exams🅾

BANKY W- teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations

KISS DANIEL-the cool and calm guy in the class👦🏿

FLAVOUR- the loner, sings loud everyday by him self🎤

CHINKO- always pretending to be a real tyga and likes to roar like one🐅

IYANYA-likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls👕

EVA-the lesbian and has a knife in her schoolbag no girl mess with her🔪

TIMAYA -always got hiccups and lazy to speak😩

LIL KESH- brilliant, hardworking but hell of a late comer

D'BANJ- doesn't listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class

9ICE-big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school politics👏🏿

DIJA- small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful.

ADEKUNLE GOLD- the shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but couldn't speak to her😐

PHYNO-noise maker and impossible to be heard when his talkin👂🏾

YUNG6IX-likes to hide other students study books📚

OLAMIDE- causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position😡

P-SQUARE- The twin brothers, always causing trouble in the class

DAVIDO-likes to brag, flaunt wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room🍾 everyday

PHENOM- obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again

😎😎2FACE the teacher😎😎 dat impregnated most of all d students.

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